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[ zooming across the hallways and poking his head inside almost every classroom's door, tony adamantly searches for a certain fair-haired boy. nobody around him questions this quest, already knowing that said person he's looking for could only be one out of three: anthony, an unfortunate victim due to (half-)sharing the same name as tony, alyssa, a girl who everyone and their mom seemed to like (specifically all the boys who persistently tried to get her to date them), and riku, the unlucky son of a bitch who seemed to have the worst luck in the world, but was still the hottest teacher in the entire school.

who would it be this time?

it's not until he turns a corner into the sophomore hallway that he spots his target finally. stopping in the middle of the hallway while throwing his hands up in the air, he shouts: ]

CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

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[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ ... !!

jerks up from where he was munching on his tuna sandwich. doesn't even wonder who's calling him -- only one person called him by that, at that particular volume. lifts a hand to signal his spot near one of the windows, knowing that escape (& all thoughts regarding it) is futile. ]

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[ the invitation makes him run full-speed ahead, not even having to excuse himself through the crowd; they're the ones parting for him.

flops down next to his companion and leans in close. stares pointedly at his food. ]

WHAT'RE YOU EATING that looks delicious.

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[ lifts it toward tony's face, inviting him to take a bite. ]

Tuna.

[lolchild.livejournal.com]

[ --nom. doesn't have to think twice when he takes a big bite out of it. cue the look of approval on his face. ]

THIS IS GREAT your dad makes the best sandwiches EVER EVER EVER.

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[ looks at the decimated sandwich, shrugs & proceeds to munch on the remaining corner. ]

Thank you. But I made it.

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[ gasps, looking sincerely shocked. ]

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[ --then pointedly leans up against him, looking like he's in heaven. ]

Marry me~

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[derpchild.livejournal.com]

?!

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. . .

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. . .

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ just drinks his juice. ]

Hm. Maybe when you can afford all the bread.

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HAAAAAAAAAH THAT'S FUNNY.

[ slaps him on the back in what he considers a friendly gesture. ]

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[ almost spits out his juice from the force, coughing to clear his throat. ]

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[ bounces a little bit in place. ]

So what're we doing today huh huh huh huh oh wait where's Alyssa DID SHE GET CAPTURED BY SOME EVIL MONSTER?

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[derpchild.livejournal.com]

Nothing exciting. And Alyssa's... [ thinks about this. ]

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[ weighs the pros & cons... then shrugs. ]

I guess. Maybe.

[lolchild.livejournal.com]

THEN WE SHOULD GO SAVE HER AT ONCE-!

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

She's a big girl now.

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SHE IS A PRINCESS! [ stands, making a show of his announcement. ] AND YOU'RE HER PRINCE, RIGHT?

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[ --and then, all of a sudden: ]

Hey can I be the noble steed? I run fast!

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ blinks, raises an eyebrow & motions toward the hallway. ]

Sure. Run free, Skippy.

[lolchild.livejournal.com]

[ doesn't even skip a beat when he says that, just grabs him and hauls him up into his arms bridal-style. ]

NEIGH!

[ --and then he begins to run. ]

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

. . . ?! [ flails for a moment before grabbing onto tony a la reflex, giving him a firm pound to the back of his head with a fist. ]

Hey!

[lolchild.livejournal.com]

[ not fazed at all, just keeps on going at his own pace. ]

YES, MY PRINCE?

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[ points to the other direction. ]

It's that way.