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prideofunity.livejournal.com) wrote in
projectroxas2009-06-15 10:24 pm
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[ gee gee gee gee baby baby~ you got a text message, nathan.
"open the door locks changed???" ]
"open the door locks changed???" ]

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You must've gotten someone by now, right?
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Had. Got dumped last week.
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[ is sincerely surprised, shifting to look at him fully. ]
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Okay. Where should I start?
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[ mirrors his position. it's pretty evident in his voice that he's curious. ]
From the start, dummy.
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Okay, so you gather a bunch of friends, friends of friends, and friends of friends of friends, and get a little tipsy. Good moods all around. Always thought this one girl was real smart. Helps that she's rather attractive too.
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[ pauses here, raises an eyebrow. ]
Heh. Should I tone this down to PG-13 for you?
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I don't care! Just get on with the story!
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Yeah, yeah. So pushy. Okay, anyway, all that happened was a kiss. Didn't think she'd remember the next morning, but she did, so we said hey, why not? So we hang out some, study together, be retarded first years, cry over some bad marks, etcetera.
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Thing about girls in university? They're damn smart. Smarter than me. [ pauses & then a smirk here. ] And you know I'm a fucking genius. Anyway, end of Hell Month, she pulls me to the side and gives me that one line every guy hates hearing. You know what that is, N?
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WHAT'D I DO?!
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[ is still kinda dumbfounded, as usual. tries to pry him off, but he's finally caving in. ]
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You know what? I don't feel like telling you the ending to this story. Not 'til you can figure out what the hell my girl -- uh, ex-girl -- told me.
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blinks once at his reply. twice. slowly contorts his face into something between irritated and possibly a pout. ]
WHAT? That's not fair!
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I ACCEPT!
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