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[lolchild.livejournal.com]

[ zooming across the hallways and poking his head inside almost every classroom's door, tony adamantly searches for a certain fair-haired boy. nobody around him questions this quest, already knowing that said person he's looking for could only be one out of three: anthony, an unfortunate victim due to (half-)sharing the same name as tony, alyssa, a girl who everyone and their mom seemed to like (specifically all the boys who persistently tried to get her to date them), and riku, the unlucky son of a bitch who seemed to have the worst luck in the world, but was still the hottest teacher in the entire school.

who would it be this time?

it's not until he turns a corner into the sophomore hallway that he spots his target finally. stopping in the middle of the hallway while throwing his hands up in the air, he shouts: ]

CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

Comments

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

So that I know where to turn my head.

[ follows inside quietly, eyes rolling upwards as he makes a small twirling motion with a finger in silent request for her to turn around. ]

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ does as she's told, peering at him in the mirror. ]

Ah~? You don't need to turn your head, silly. I trust you!

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ just focuses on his task on hand, zipping up the dress quickly. gives her a nod when he's done. ]

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ averts her eyes to herself in the mirror, giving herself another look-over. shifts so that she's facing him, extending her arms out to her sides. ]

What do you think?

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

It's alright. Simple design.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

Just alright...?

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Compared to your other ones.

1/2

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ looks down at herself, thinking. ]

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ then promptly looks up and says: ]

Are my breasts not perky enough in it?

1/4

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ . . . ? ]

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ . . . . . ?! ]

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ sdfkjkgja ]

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

That -- has nothing to do with it!

[ is almost robotic in motion, quickly turning to open the door to the dressing room & leaves. ]

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ pouts and follows after him, reaching out. ]

So they're perky in this style? Do they look like they can hold it up? Tony this is a very important question! Please look at them for me!

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ shakes off her touch to stubbornly make way to his former seat, sitting so that he can cover his face with both his hands. ]

No!

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

So they can't hold it up? I-- I know I'm rather small, but...

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ a small noise of pain, covering his face even more as he lowers his head. ]

Leave me to die.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ pouts some more, slowly growing a thoughtful look to her face instead. ]

Well, I guess it's okay. You've never been able to see or touch someone's breasts, right? So it's understandable if you don't know how to answer...

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

I like being high on ignorance.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

Do you want to touch mine?

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ sighs miserably. ]

No.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

Really? Because it's okay if you do. I won't tell anyone.

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

Really. I don't want to.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

... do you not like girls with small breasts? I'm trying my hardest to grow them!

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ another sigh, drawing his knees up to his chest to rest his forehead on them. keeps to his silence stubbornly, no longer willing to fuel the conversation in fear of passing out. ]