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[lolchild.livejournal.com]

[ zooming across the hallways and poking his head inside almost every classroom's door, tony adamantly searches for a certain fair-haired boy. nobody around him questions this quest, already knowing that said person he's looking for could only be one out of three: anthony, an unfortunate victim due to (half-)sharing the same name as tony, alyssa, a girl who everyone and their mom seemed to like (specifically all the boys who persistently tried to get her to date them), and riku, the unlucky son of a bitch who seemed to have the worst luck in the world, but was still the hottest teacher in the entire school.

who would it be this time?

it's not until he turns a corner into the sophomore hallway that he spots his target finally. stopping in the middle of the hallway while throwing his hands up in the air, he shouts: ]

CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

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[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ looks down at it again. ]

How much was this?

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

Hm? Not that much.

1/2

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

...

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ digs into her bag to take out her wallet. pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to tony. ]

Is this enough?

1/2

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

This is too much.

[ digs into his pocket for his wallet again -- ]

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ & pulls out tony's instead. stares momentarily, confused as how it came into his possession -- then blinks when he remembers. ]

Oops.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ is trying to put the five dollars into tony's other pocket, but peers over at his hand when he speaks. ]

'Oops'?

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ trying to fend her off while he lifts up tony's wallet for alyssa to see. ]

I forgot to give it back.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ continues their exchange while speaking as if nothing is amiss. ]

Why would he give you his wallet?

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ & is still resisting the five dollars while he moves on to explain. ]

It's supposed to save my life.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

Well, it could save your life if you're lost and need money to--

[ stops and makes a grumpy face when she can't get it in, instead grabbing the waistline on his pants and shoving it directly in there. ]

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ almost drops the wallet when he feels his pants being yanked, jerking away as fast as possible, eyes growing wide & cheeks growing red while stomping his foot a little in an attempt to shake out the bill. ]

It's -- this is -- still too much -- !

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ huffs, putting her hands on her hips. ]

No, it's not! Now accept it or I'm gonna do something worse next time!

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ stops moving when he feels it move down against his leg, looking as displeased as he is capable. ]

A papercut down there would hurt. A lot. [ sighs & puts tony's wallet back into his pockets. ]

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ peers at him happily. ]

So you'll accept it~?

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

Yes. But I will give you change.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

I'll put it directly in your underwear if you do that~

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

But it really is too much...

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

Hmm... well, then, we can settle this my way!

[ lifts up a bit to give him a kiss on his cheek. ]

1/4

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

. . .

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

. . .

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

. . . [ wait... ]

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

But now I have to give you more change.

[shinychild.livejournal.com]

[ whaps. ]

Stop it!

[derpchild.livejournal.com]

[ rubs his head. ]

Okay, okay. No more abuse.