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[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ ignores the strange looks from the passing drivers as he travels leisurely on his scooter. the sound of the characteristic putt putt putt noise of his transportation fills the driveway when he arrives in front of the mansion. it takes him another minute (or two) to properly park & put the machine to rest.

straightens & leans back in the seat a little as he takes out his phone to quickly type a text message: let me be your guest, mademoiselle & looks up toward a window to wait. ]

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[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ still nurses his wound and looks away, muttering: ]

Man, maybe I should've stayed in France. People didn't hit me in France.

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ looks downward at those words, but recovers in time to fire back anyway. ]

Because if they hit an American, it'll be World War 3.

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[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

PFFT. Like they care.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ wraps an arm around anthony's shoulders and noogies him. hard. ]

You're so cheeky, kid! When did you get so manly, huh?

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ chokes out a disgruntled noise at the noogie, yelping as he wiggles for freedom. ]

I-- flew first-class to Hawaii?

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ gasps, stopping his noogies to look down at him. ]

Really? That must've been SWEET. Did you go with your GIRLFRIEND? [ ... and noogies him some more. ]

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ & of course, yelps some more, hands gripping tightly onto the arm around his shoulders as he tries to yank his head away. ]

You're-- you're messing u-- [ swallows the rest of his sentence in time, replacing it with a flailing hand. ]

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ cackles and noogies that much harder, but releases him after he's had his fill. just lets his arm lay loose around him, now that he's not being punched nor feels in any real danger of being punched. ]

So tell me all about Hawaii, kid. What'd you do there? Did anything special happen?

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ feels too relieved when he's released, his face only faintly red when he glances at tony. decidedly ignores the latter two questions in favour of addressing a more pressing matter. ]

Kid? I'm in college now, grandpa.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

But you're still shorter than me, little boy!

[ & lifts that arm to place it on top of anthony's head, using him as an armrest. ]

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ stares up at him through his bangs & starts bending down little by little to make the armrest-treatment progressively more difficult. ]

It must have been the snails you ate.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ uses a foot to give a little kick to his rear-end in retaliation, but thinks seriously on it anyway. ]

Oh, maybe! Radioactive snails? Shouldn't I have been Snailman by now, then? Wait, no, that'd mean I'd be really slow, and I'm not really all that slow. Hmm...

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ emits his customary 'oof', but persists with the shortening. ]

Watch out for the salt, Snailman.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ smiles widely at that and moves suddenly, sneaking behind him so that he can grab at anthony and lock him into a cling. ]

IYAAA~ NOT THE SALT-! Save me, Birdman, my life rests within your fluffy little wings!

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ jerks, straightening immediately at the contact, torn between wiggling away & staying. ]

That'll be five dollars.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ holds on tighter, speaking a little childishly: ]

No way! You should do it for free if you love me!

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

. . . [ clears throat again & pats tony's arm in silent request to loosen up a bit. ]

But I'm a poor college student.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ & he does loosen up, but doesn't let him go, instead leaning down to nuzzle at his neck. ]

I could always do something to repay you that doesn't require giving you any money.

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ scrunches up his shoulders at the initial reaction to the ticklish sensations before just... freezing. ]

. . . Birdman is only available in one gender.

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[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ blinks, grip loosening so he can just lean on him. ]

I meant make you breakfast or something, Anthony.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ --then tightens his grip again, hands roaming up his chest while a cheshire-like grin appears on his face. ]

But if that's what you want...

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ yelps & immediately tries to bend down, hoping to slide out of the grip while wiggling at the same time. ]

Free of charge! Free of charge!

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ beams happily, letting him go fully. ]

Really? Wow, Birdman, you're so super dooper! I knew I could count on you!

[cutemajor.livejournal.com]

[ quickly stumbles away a few steps, backing himself into a wall. sighs as he slides down a few inches. ]

Best superhero since sliced bread.

[sexymajor.livejournal.com]

[ leans forward so that he can reach over and stroke anthony's hair a bit. ]

I knew I could count on you.